2023 Spring Atlantic Crossing Part 2

The Oceania Marina (I prefer Marinara) completed the long 5 day journey from Miami to the Azores on schedule. If you are curious about shore excursions, don’t be. We haven’t arranged any Tours by Locals and the ship’s excursions require mortgage qualification. Hence we are just enjoying the time, and life. Regarding the latter, there is a great variety of perspectives. According to James Taylor, and he should know,

The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time
Any fool can do it
There ain’t nothing to it
Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill
But since we’re on our way down
We might as well enjoy the ride

Certainly nice to be reminded that we’re on our way down! True as it may be, it’s more comforting to think that we are …. coasting. Some people question whether life is even worth the trouble. In the 1800’s, Ambrose Bierce wrote

Life’s not worth living, and that’s the truth,”
Carelessly caroled the golden youth.
In manhood still he maintained that view
And held it more strongly the older he grew.
When kicked by a jackass at eighty-three,
“Go fetch me a surgeon at once!” cried he.

What got me thinking about this particular subject is the abundance of canes, walkers, motorized wheelchairs, and unassisted shufflers on this cruise. I did not recall these being in such numbers on our last “big” voyage. So a quick browse of the Old Clarkson Online Photo Collection revealed that the penultimate Oceania blast was in 2013.

Yes, we were ten years younger, and so was everyone else. Many cruisers then were, like us, fairly recent retirees, with the goal of “spending our kids’ inheritance “ as one couple explained. Slow forward to now, when we aren’t at the brink of the golden years, but rather full-fledged elderly. At least that’s how the news describes a 70 year old guy who gets hit by a skateboarder.

Where did the ensuing ten years go? Just enjoying the passage of time, we’ve managed to make a bunch of unexpected new friends, learn about living in, rather than touring through, another country and culture, and dealing with the changes brought on by the process of life peristalsis. You will have to look up this metaphor yourself, because it’s kind of obscure and if you take it too literally, potentially unpleasant.

The big float is done

So the first stop was the Azores, as mentioned. Weather was chilly and dreary, and not really worth a trip off the Marina. It brightened up later in the day

Today, Sunday, we docked at Funchal, Madeira. Big improvement. Glorious weather and an easy place to walk around. I went out in search of cough drops or suppressant. Didn’t even find chewing gum. But there was a huge bike (hog)rally. 5,000 bikes from an island of 105,000

Not a big problem; we are having minor coughs but nothing desperate. Thought they might have some in the ship’s boutique, where they stock hair mousse, sun block, toothpaste, etc. One item they have way too much of is the Durex condom. Nothing but the best on Oceania! Somebody has not checked the demographics very well, or else there is something other than COVID qualifying as spreadable.

See you soon…next stop Motril, for those going to Granada. Not us!

2023 Spring Atlantic Crossing

Never been to Miami before, but that’s where the cruise started. So after a delightful Air Canada flight we were whisked to the Miami Port Holiday Inn. It was surprisingly pleasant. There is a bar/restaurant so we shared a salad and had a couple of meh shrimp sandwiches, plus some wine. A bit pricey but not too many choices

Slept in comfortably and had a ten minute/$20 “limo” to pier J, to meet up with the Marina. It is certainly a couple of cuts up from the other Oceania cruises we’ve been on. It was built in 2011 and was “reinvisioned “ recently. The cabins are roomy, the staff are superbly trained and polite, and there is plenty of room. This is due in part to the fact that it is a repositioning cruise rather than a comprehensive tour. Our objective was to have two weeks of hassle free time with no cooking or chores, without the stress of two airports snd luggage handling in 24 hours. Price -wise, it’s close to a wash.

The itinerary was to be Nassau, Bermuda, and Azores. That was scrubbed Friday due to nasty weather around Bermuda, so now we are hostages on the Ship of the Foolish, taking a full week to cross the Atlantic. That’s quite alright. The entertainment is professional, the menus are good and varied. The only minor aggravation is losing an hour every few.days as we head east. Tough. A Disney ship was docked in Nassau; it was huge and filled with noisy kids and equally noisy relatives. They swarmed off the ship like starving rats.I walked into town for a styling brush, antacids, and a hat. One of the three was for me.

The mouse ears gave it away. Let us get outta here!

During the day we hang out and read near the pool. The sun is brilliant. I need new sunglasses. Right now there is a Brazilian pop band playing and they are loud and good.

Clearly it is not too busy; fine with us.

The hot tub is popular. The air is 72F and breezy, so it’s a bit cool. But no snow in the forecast.

Madame manages to keep busy. She is reading “The Perfect Girl”, and some guy tried to hit on her, asking if it were her biography. Smooth…

That’s it for today. Changing publishing tools and trying out WordPress which is more geared to blogs etc. than Apple’s Pages. We’ll see how it goes. Stay safe, and sneeze in your sleeve, if sneeze you must.

Tresques Sept 2020 Part 1

Out of the frying pan..

Welcome again to the sunny south of France. It is Sunday, the 13th. As Pogo Possum noted years ago, it is always bad news when Friday the 13th falls on a Sunday (or Wednesday, etc.). The jet lag has finally dwindled enough for me to try to untangle the cobwebs and fill you in on intercontinental air travel in these unpasteurized times.

Our airport driver showed up at 3:00 PM on Wednesday, with a massive Toyota Highlander. There was barely enough room for our bags since the beast was chockfull of paper cup cartons. Turns out he is responsible for keeping the drivers caffeinated while they wait for fares at Pearson, which can be long waits these days. Apparently two clients a day is pretty normal now. The parking lot which usually has hundreds of waiting cars was more than half vacant. Lots of guys playing cards.Airport departure drop-off areas were always difficult to negotiate. Not now. Only passengers are allowed in the terminals,and they are screened when entering the building. Temperatures are taken rigourously. Departure lounges are functioning – barely.

$11 for an ice tea and bag of cashews. Passengers were all masked, and NO cloth masks are allowed. Surgical only. We bought 100 on Amazon a week ago and they are surprisingly comfortable. Much easier to breathe with than the cloth masks. No fashion statement, but what do you want for $0.80 each? Sexy or security. OK, both…

The flight to Paris was pretty uneventful and comfortable, seeing as the plane was less than half full. For those who enjoy tracking the flight’s progress with the map, these things are downright fascinating. Almost like Google Earth, We could zoom in and see our little town on the map.

The Paris Airport, Charles de Gaulle, is normally a zoo. Arrival areas were eerily almost vacant. We later found that the airport is funneling all departures to a limited number of terminals. When we finally made it to our gate, social distancing was just not possible, but people were still good about masks. There is no option; you could face a substantial fine.

The flight to Marseille was on time and full, given that all seats had to be spaced. We were in the second row and both nodded off sitting up.

Marseille Airport was not busy, and picking up the car was a snap. They are begging for business. We were given a nice Nissan, but it had some engine warning light on when we left the parking, so we backtracked and traded it in for a Dacia Duster. a compact SUV. Not as nice as the Nissan but quite comfy.

Driving to Tresques was fine and easy; not even a pee break which is most unusual for us. We made a quick stop for a snack at a rest and gas area, but the lineups weren’t worth a pretzel and Coke.

On Wednesday evening. We received a note from Geoff and Nicola, our neighbours from London, that they were heading back to the UK bright and early Thursday, so we never got to connect.. They’ll be back in November so maybe we’ll see them in 2021. Then Serge sent a note from Metz, in northestern France, advising that the government would be making some tough calls regarding lockdowns and protocols. The number of new cases in France had spiked more than it did even during the surge six months ago. The 25-35 demograhic. Paris, Marseille, and Lyon are the hotspots. We remain relatively uncontaminated little country bumpkins, which suits us fine.

However, everybody is masked when out in public, The signing at our local supermarket, Intermarche, is much more inspirational than our institutional notices in Torono. Much like the Three Musketeers, « All for One and One for All!! »

A small gesture for each person, but a great gesture for everyone. Come masked!